Understanding the Economy & the Crisis

Mary is the proprietor of a bar in Dublin. She realises that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronise her bar — she will go broke.

To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).

Word gets around about Mary’s ‘drink now, pay later’ marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Mary’s bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Dublin — all are starting to look rosy.

By providing her customers freedom from immediate payment demands Mary gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages. Consequently, Mary’s gross sales volume increases massively.

A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognises that these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases Mary’s borrowing limit. He sees no reason for any undue concern since he has the debts of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral.

img_cartoonAt the bank’s corporate headquarters, expert traders figure a way to make huge commissions and transform these customer loans into ‘Drinkbonds’ and ‘Alkibonds’. These securities are then bundled and traded on international security markets.

The new investors don’t really understand that the securities being sold to them as ‘AAA’ secured bonds are really the debts of unemployed alcoholics. They have had a ‘rating house’ certify they are of good quality.

Nevertheless, the bond prices continuously climb, and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the nation’s leading brokerage houses.

One day, even though the bond prices are still climbing, a risk manager at the original local bank decides that the time has come to demand payment on the debts incurred by the drinkers at Mary’s bar. He so informs Mary.

Mary then demands payment from her alcoholic patrons, but, being unemployed alcoholics, they cannot pay back their drinking debts. Since Mary cannot fulfil her loan obligations she is forced into bankruptcy. So she now is broke. The bar closes and the 11 employees lose their jobs.

Overnight, Drinkbonds and Alkibonds drop in price by 90%. The collapsed bond asset value destroys the bank’s liquidity and prevents it from issuing new loans, thus freezing credit and economic activity in the community.

The suppliers of Mary’s bar had granted her generous payment extensions and had invested their firms’ pension funds in the various Bond securities. They find they are now faced with having to write off her bad debt and with losing over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds.

Her wine supplier also claims bankruptcy, closing the doors on a family business that had endured for three generations. Her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor, who immediately closes the local plant and lays off 150 workers.

Fortunately, though, the bank, the brokerage houses, and their respective executives are saved and bailed out by a multi-billion euro, no-strings-attached cash infusion from their cronies in government.

The funds required for this bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed, middle-class, non-drinkers who have never been in Mary’s bar.

Now, do you understand economics?

I received this story on WhatsApp today. I had read it a couple of years ago on the internet. The original author of the story is unknown as none of the blogs attributed the story to any person. The story nicely explains the genesis of the economic crisis that shattered the world in 2007–08 and we are yet to recover from it. Of course, this is not the first economic crisis and definitely not the last.

In an article in the Guardian, Jon Henley wrote: in fact, the words “banking” and “panic” have been linked for just about as long as financial institutions have existed. The start of the western world’s first identifiable financial crash and subsequent bank run on the moment when some incompetent and unimaginative corporate bean-counter in the accounts department of the Holy Roman Empire decided it would be a fun idea to debase its coinage. And that was in 1622.

Then there was Holland’s 1637 tulip bubble, during which a single tulip bulb could briefly fetch six times the average wage or, if you were very lucky, a six-bedroomed piece of prime real estate beside one of Amsterdam’s premier canals. You would have thought, too, that Britain’s South Sea Bubble of 1720 might have taught us all a few lessons about exaggerated claims of future returns and fevered, easy-money speculation, but of course no: after losing a terrifying £20,000 on the venture, even Sir Isaac Newton was induced to observe that he could “calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men.”

The 18th century saw 11 banking and financial crashes and the 19th another 18, including American banking crises in (to keep things brief) 1819, 1837, 1847, 1857, 1873, 1884, 1890 and 1896.

There were a healthy 33 such storms in the 20th century, chief among them the Wall Street Crash of 1929, the OPEC oil price shock of 1973 and the Asian crisis of 1997. All, to varying degrees, have caused considerable distress to investors and savers large and small. The Great Depression of 1929–39 was the worst financial and economic disaster of the 20th century.

The 21st century began with the Argentinian banking crisis in 2001. On April 19, 2002, in a desperate attempt to prevent the collapse of the economy, the Argentine government was forced to order the indefinite closure of all of the country’s banks.

If the rise of the subprime mortgage market is an example of how greed can be corrupting, then the rise of the synthetic market shows how greed can make you act like a straight-up fool. Everyone involved in this market knows that they’re just dealing in fake money, but they’re too focused on commission checks to think about long-term consequences.

It is often said that those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it. With economics it’s no different, considering the world has experienced dozens of crashes and recessions, undoubtedly caused by acquisitive traders and lawmakers with few memories of the past.

21 thoughts on “Understanding the Economy & the Crisis

  1. The simple story shows how the system works when people decide to close their eyes as long as their motives are satisfied. I had read this story after the US govt bailout of the banks that were deemed as too big to fail. Thanks for sharing.

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  2. Pingback: Are Greed & Stupidity Causes of Recession? – INDROSPHERE

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